Ok, here’s the deal. The phone’s been ringing with guys chomping at the bit to fill the coupla empty slots Miss Dotty’s got left on her dance card. Spring’s coming and this is what I need: 1) My gardener went and ran off and did something stupid like got married at Christmas, so I need a new gardener. 2) My pet ran off to some high-fancy college last September (I fostered a coupla pets since then, but they didn’t keet my attention for too long).
So, for those who are wanting a piece of Miss Dotty’s home made pies this spring, you’ve gotta say something more than “nothing” on the phone if yer going to call in your application.
First off, I need to know if you’re the hunka hunka gardener that’s gonna trim Dotty’s hedges all season. Do you wanna get down on your knees in the dirt for Miss Dotty? Or are you wanting to be my new pet? Sit on my lap and amuse me? Even “entertain” my new gardener, if it amuses me?
It’s not that hard to send Dotty an email telling me what you prefer before you go wasting yer pennies on a phone call. I ain’t here to waste anybody’s time, yours nor mine, so share with Dotty what it is you’re looking for, and I’ll see if I got room for ya.
Would you rather wear my panties or clean them? Would you rather sit on the arm of my chair and entertain me in your cute little outfits, or get down in the dirt and get my gardens ready for spring? Either way, if Miss Dotty’s good and entertained by you, then maybe we’ll get around to a phone interview.
So, get it together, Whether you’re too shy to talk on the phone, or too scared pants-full of Miss Dotty to open your pie hole, sure as chicken dung, you can type a little message telling me a little sumthing about yourself. After that, THEN phone me… stop wasting everybody ‘s time! Serious enquiries only.
Miss Dirty Dotty
1-877-814-6794, ext. 123328